2. i dreamt i was in Labat's class about to do a performance except all the people there were people i went to high school with. i did a wild performance and my aunt jacki who just died came bursting through the door on a horse dressed as an indian to tell me i did a good job. then tony got up and did a performance where he drank some sort of blue liquid then spit it back out into a cup.

3. i dreamt that my gay brother had his hands down my pants and i kept saying stop someone is going to see us.

4. i dreamt there was a monster buried under the first floor of an old house. he was starting to come alive and there were cockroaches everywhere. they were crawling all over me.

5. i dreamt i was working as a parking lot attendent for a large hotel. the lot was empty the sun was so hot and i was tired, so i went into the hotel to one of the dirty rooms to take a nap. my friend june was one of the maids and came in and found me. she said she wouldnt tell.

6. i dreamt i was inside the Grey's Anatomy show and it was real life. i was checking out dr. dreamy, he was standing very close to me and it was turning me on.

7. i dreamt i went to little ted's fishing village to see ted miclau and his son michael told me he was ill, that they had implanted him with a baby and then he had a heart attack and they forgot to take the baby out. then michael and i shrunk ourselves and rode on green discs like a pair of earrings i have and we did mischievious stuff like knock out people's light bulbs.

8. i dreamt that i met a woman from san francisco who had 3 children and was homeless. i healed the legs of her oldest child and became really close with the children.

9. i dreamt the retarded kid from my high school kept taking out his erect penis during gym class.

10. i dreamt i went back to eighth grade after college and it was so hard i was failing all my classes.

11. i dreamt that the big old haunted house i grew up in was now being used as an intellectual gathering place and all sorts of interesting people were living there as a colony.

12. i dreamt i was in a large crowd in a stadium watching soccor, and i opened the newspaper and there was a picture of myself in a sundress and pink shaw with the words, " does anyone know who this girl is ?"

13. i dreamt my neighbor was a beautiful theatre actress who painted her face in gold and could fly. she was flying outside my window taunting me, she was saying you will never videotape me why dont you just shoot me ? so i picked up a gun and shot her in the head.

14. i dreamt my paintings were floating down a river.

15. i dreamt i was in an improv tv soap opera and that the two bad guys had me with guns and the good guy came to rescue me. there was a scuffle and one of the men put his gun to my chin and shot me. so i had to fall down like i was dead.

16. i dreamt that i bought my grandparent's house and turned it into a bed and breakfast. interesting people came from all around the world to stay here in ohio.

17. i dreamt my car was moving slowly in reverse and i had no breaks. so i backed it into a farm house to stop it.

18. i dreamt i was at a trial for a gay man in the military. i gave a speech which made some of the men of the court change their vote.

19. i dreamt that i was part of an elaborate museum heist, and there was a line of little girls tap dancing their way through the museum to steal back sacred objects of their culture.

20. i dreamt i went to canada to see corey and i scared his wife because i had a beard.

21. i dreamt i was looking in on my life if i would have stayed with jessie. and we had a beautiful hacienda home filled with children and i was so happy.

22. i dreamt i was screaming at my mother over and over, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you.

23. i dreamt i was in a strange city trying to take the subway and it was so complicated their ticket system and i got arrested for not doing it right.

24. i dreamt i found a giant clam shell in the river and when i reached into it, it was filled with the most beautiful green rhinestones i've ever seen.

25. i dreamt i was in a clothing optional mall and there were all these specialized sex stores and you had to wait in a long line to get in.

26. i dreamt i got in big trouble for stealing my dad's best friend's truck in order to go to a nudist party.

27. i dreamt i was rollor skating with tony labat.

28. i dreamt that i was having sex with another woman and i asked her if i could rub my vagina between her breasts.

29. i dreamt that bob arnold had two wives and the older one was jealous of the younger one and they asked me to mediate.

30. i dreamt that a priest was holding my hand and i told him i'm going to slap your face when you let go. instead i took his hand to my mouth and started sucking his fingers.

31. i dreamt i was in a demonstration in california. my friend natalie who killed herself was there. people started to get killed in the demonstration. then i was in a car crying and i asked did natalie make it ? just then i felt natalie in the back seat reach over and kiss my head.

32. i dreamt eddie murphy had a ten foot long penis and he put it in me.

33. i dreamt i was walking a dog and an indian woman asked me if she could have it for food. she finally convinced me and when i gave her the dog i was in a movie theatre and it was actually just a movie she was making.

34. i dreamt i shot holes into john lennon's coffin.

35. i dreamt tape worms were crawling under my skin in my hands and i cut myself open and pulled one out and took a photo of it on a digital camera. when i did, the photo turned to the face of my cousin gretchen and said you are not spending enough time when you visit people.

36. i dreamt that joelle reif crashed her car in front of me, it flipped upside down but she got out with only a few scratches.

37. i dreamt that mike guerrero faked his own death.

38. i dreamt that mr. tusait was cutting up parts of women and little girls.

39. i dreamt that i had to pee and phil keeley was holding my crotch so i didnt wet the bed.

40. i dreamt that i went back to the mental hospital to talk with the doctor and as i was being led through the ward by a nurse i passed parts of humans that were alive. there was a pair of legs with a hand in the pocket and a blob of skin with eyeballs and a nose, i got scared and ran out before i saw the doctor.